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We’re All Going To Die!
So let’s go on a nice vacation first. It looks like Coronavirus is going to take a little longer than expected to wipe out the German race so Germans aren’t wasting any time getting their priorities...
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How To Avoid Getting Scolded By A German?
That’s easy. Practice very aggressive social distancing. You know. Like, move to France? Have you ever walked on the bicycle lane? Put a refundable bottle into a regular bin? Asked a bus driver how...
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Is This Your Bag, Ma’am?
Your bag of bones, I mean? Armenian woman stopped at Munich airport in Germany after husband’s bones found in bag – A woman traveling from Greece said she wanted to return her husband’s remains to his...
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Germany Extends Coronavirus Red Zone List To Include Every Place That Isn’t...
In another breathtaking German Alleingang that Germany promised never, ever to do again under any circumstances we promise this time really, Germany has now declared the rest of Planet Earth a...
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German Of The Day: Reisewarnung
That means travel warning. In this case for The Banana Republic of America itself! Germany issues travel warning for Washington after attack on Capitol – Germans have been told to avoid central...
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As American As Apple Pie
That good old Greyhound Bus. Or at least it used to be. Now it’s as American as FlixBus. FlixMobility, the $3 billion-German transportation startup that has doubled down on long distance buses and...
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German Of The Day: Billig Will Ich
That means “cheap is what I want.*” Budget startup Norse Atlantic Airways adds 2 US routes to Berlin – A week before its eagerly-anticipated launch, Norse Atlantic Airways is announcing a new...
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Unsustainable
In Germany, of all places. The truth is sticking up its pointy little head again. No free lunch for you! No el cheapo train ticket either. ‘All prices will have to be increased’: Germany’s €49 ticket...
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I don’t always stop and look at trains…
Oh wait, yes I do. The first night train between Berlin and Paris will depart on Monday evening after a nine-year hiatus, plugging a significant gap in Europe’s increasingly comprehensive overnight...
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But why would you leave Helsinki in the first place?
To come to Berlin, I mean. Finns are the happiest people on Earth, I’m told. Germans, well, aren’t. And Berliners erst recht nicht (certainly not). Traveling from Berlin to Helsinki — without using a...
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